your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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