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• (434): View more from Virginia

  ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.

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  Haha did she know what fisting meant?

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  Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas

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• (805): View more from California

  bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me

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• (631): View more from New York

  he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS

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