ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS