what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.