My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.