another moral hangover. fuck.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
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The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.