Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Quick, to the slutcave!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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