do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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