Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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