It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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