Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It's official drugs can't kill me
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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