How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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