Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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