It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
only if we run a train.
done.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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