Don't you send me to vm
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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