Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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