The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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