You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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