I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
It was like getting head from an anaconda
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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