sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
North Korea, Best Korea!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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