I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
vagina is talking i cant
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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