Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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