The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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