i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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