shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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