question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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