he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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