We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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