she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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