how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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