Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You ruined the universe
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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