yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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