She announced her abortion via fbk
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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