I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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