He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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