idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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