I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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