theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i came on her dog
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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