just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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