I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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