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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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