Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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