$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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