You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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