i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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