are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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