Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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