the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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