period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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