google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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