im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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