Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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