theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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