Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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