you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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