I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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