did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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