let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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